play volleyball with the phone in my pocket. i dove for the ball and landed on my phone. b/c of the hard cover protector it scratch both end of the keyboard. epic fail....

Use my n900 as the keystone for the stone-brick arch I built.

Do not put your phone in your chest pocket of your shirt and do anything else than sit on your seat, carefully taking note that you have your phone in your shirt chest pocket.

I didn't, on several occasions, so my phone has some severe scratching and dents already =(

i ve put it in my backpack and then dropped it 2m out of the window... and then i thought o my god there is my n900 in there....

I was drunk and opend a beer.

Used it to surf down the stairs on.

I found that my n900 was useless as a hammer.

Very inconvenient.

From a pc computer connected with root on the n900 :

a fast typpying rm -rf / instead of rm -rf * in a folder ... as / is near * on numkeypad ... as it begin to remove first folder before /bin ... flash was required

Didn't work particularly well as a toothpick either. Just tried it and now have ruptured my gumline.

Maybe later I'll see if it works well like a bar of soap. You know, lather it up a bit.

Use it to make phone calls and using OVI maps.