• Nokia changed the shipping date of my preorder!?
• Where's my N900!?
• Have you received your N900 yet?!
• A sales rep just told me that they're sending my N900 tomorrow!
  
  ... actually, even better ...
  
• A sales rep from (insert company name) just told me (some crazy thing), do you think it is true?

Welcome, JayOnThaBeat, to the forum!

Paul, who is not only a top executive, but also a crack customer service agent, just assured me in a web chat that my drinks have been delayed until February 15, 2010. An email message from Anna B. informs me that this is just because I live in Elbonia; everyone else will be getting their drinks sooner. Tomorrow probably. I believe Paul and Anna B., I really do, but I'm still waiting for official confirmation, via skywriting, from Peter. I don't accept any truth until he personally verifies it in a message directed just to me. Funny thing though, I can never recall what he's said afterward. Anyway, ragnar kicked me in the shin, which in a total dealbreaker, so I'm beginning to wonder if I should be buying any drinks at all from some sketchy web site via Western Union. I'd ask the opinion of others via an existing thread, but they're all controlled by judges now, and I've no anti-law cards. Besides, my new thread featuring my chat transcript and email reply will lift the spirits of the downtrodden everywhere!

Den wins the thread.

Well, have seen this one alot:

"Can I install maemo5 on my <insert phone here>"

This thread wins the forum.

well, for me ... the thread would win the forum if Darius2006 posted in it... that would be pure gold.

Not likely. He's posting in the Internet Tablet Google Group that he started, and has seen all the NIT traffic lately.

...No wait, those are just spam posts.

So basically he started a "drink with me" or "let's drink together" forum?

Thanks Peter for replying BUT <Insert massive rant or annoying whine here>

Drink!