Well, you are correct about the spit at least
Add crap, excrement and filth to the equation and you start to be really close. Nothing polished there IMHO.

Think about the rigidness and weight of the whole concept, how it is a fragmented and torn piece-of-os that needs all the horespower of most modern cpu's just to run at usable pace at all.

I see no merit in attracting allsorts of second rate wannabe crackers writing bad software, there is enough of that already in the world...