I wanted this so bad I spent a lot of time patching it. I thought others would want it too.

Warning: This is ALPHA quality!
Deb for OS2008 here.
To download this you must press and hold, then select save target as. Sorry, but school web hosting isn't that good.

My low quality patches here.
This is MPlayer 1.0rc2, which has better seeking in flv files. Conveniently, my quick port update has seeking trouble.