Ok, so then this is a on dimensional meaning of the cheesy topic.
I tried to make the new fountain my wife wished for -> not kitschy. But the Chinese provided IP67 led lights with the solar driven, battery buffered water pump. And she topped it off with see through minerals and glas "stones".
And thats how we ended up with this tacky piece of kit in the garden.

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