I think if the signees care enough about this situation (and sympathize enough w/ the OP) then someone should help him rewrite the petition. Cause if this thing gains enough numbers to be 'visible': 1. It's a bad reflection of the 'community' because contains so many mixed messages, many of which are based on fiction (conspiracy theory) and misguided fanboyism. 2. Then again, we may not have to worry about #1 because it's just hard to read