Hahahhahaaaa....
ahh....thanks pichlo...
a mention for president is a humbling thing...
that being said...
I prefer the traditional realistic Machiavellian titles of the choice being between either..
a malevolent dictator ...
or ..
(my favourite ..)
a benevolent kindly tyrannical despot for life...

all that aside...
(and speaking of presidents...)
elect me as supreme overlord ..
and I promise as my first order of business..
is to build a wall out of Trumps ...
(please note ...I said "out of" ...not "for" ...or "around"...)

I believe that once the entire Trump family has been held to account ..and has been pureed in a giant blender...
they would make an excellent fat "putty" ...a good rich "filler" for the mortar for the blocks of the needed walls and dykes to keep at bay the rising ocean levels to protect inhabited low-lying areas of the world...
fitting that they should ultimately "help" deal with the climate change issue that this consuming and destructive family of "flat earthers" are currently ignoring and actively promoting against ...to the detriment of all.
I think the Kardashian family as well may be able to "help" in the building of this wall..
since ...their usefulness and contribution to humanity ...is about on par with the Trump family ...
I am positive in fact...that there are MANY such people on this planet...who are of greater or lesser calibre...who would be fitting "contributors" to the needed wall...
I believe the benefit of their "help" ...and the absence of their current form of "physical manifestation" ...would be not only a huge saving in expenses in material costs for the wall...
But that also they will contribute greatly to the betterment of humanity ...by their absence....

(didn't even mention my laser mounted cats in this missive...see! ...better and better ...every day...)