Damn, dude. Is it that serious? Actually, don't answer that question.

If you really care that much about what other people name something (even though you know exactly what they're talking about), then I feel that you really need to power down and relax. You don't have to like what he calls it; that's his decision and you should respect that.

Do I like the name "jPhone?" No. You don't see me telling people to kill themselves over it though.