Wow... how much to come and pick it up?
I am right down the road from you in Northampton.
Are you willing to trade (+ cash) for anything?
I have tradeable;

Nokia 770 w/ 1GB memory card

One unlocked black G1 - wifi is not working (couple scratches on screen)

One T-Mobile black (w/ bronze back side) G1 that is in great working condition (scuff marks on body corners.)

One AT&T Motorola Q9h in decent shape.

One Samsung Solstice for AT&T

Dell 2650 - 2U server; single processor @ 2.4GHz iirc, 4x 18GB HDDs 3GB of RAM installed (I will include a box of other parts... 4 more CPUs, you need to get heatsink/fan combo and Voltage regulator to install into server, 3 more 18GB HDDs, assorted RAM)

I have a couple older PCs as well,
One is a Pentium D 820 based home theater system with wireless keyboard and remote control. Has 3 GB of RAM and an ATI RadeonHD 2400 video card.
The other is a AMD 64 3700+ based system, I think 2 GB RAM and an ATI X1300 video card.

I also have an ATI X1650 X2 card which is two cards in one and has outputs supporting 4 monitor systems.

If you like any of that or a combo of one or more + some cash let me know... It will save you the hassle of shipping and avoid scams.

Not that there be scammers here as I made a trade through this board like a year or two ago that went really well.