You know, I've just gotta laugh reading the last few pages arguing about the next Jolla phone. Right now, there are no Jolla phones being sold in my town. Actually, there are none sold in my state. Wait, no, in fact, there are none being sold here in the United States. Whoops, hang on, there are none being sold in this entire hemisphere of the planet.

The current Jolla phone is Bigfoot. I know the real truth: you folks are all perpetrating an elaborate hoax to confuse and undermine those of us living on this side of the Atlantic!