oh man..... I don't know Kangal...I'm not sure they'll buy your bluff...concerning the all new Bend-o-phone 6 (or as I'm now lovingly referring to it as the Gumbyphone) and it's new ios 8.0.1...uh-oh...just wait ...what's wrong with it again? Never heard of a device AND platform on fire simultaneously so quick out of the gate... those sales people may roll on the floor laughing man...