Form Factor: Folding device with keyboard similar to the Viliv N5 or a slider form factor
Screen: 5.5" 1080p display with stylus support
OS: multiboots Android, Ubuntu, Tizen, MER, Firefox OS, and Sailfish
Processor: Dual Core Arm Cortex a-53 or better
Ram: 2gb or better
Storage: 128gb plus microsd expansion
A device like this probably won't exist for a while and probably not with the form factor I want either. One can dream though