Sorry, I puposely don't summarize any of the above, since any such summary would feel suspicious of being biased and might hide any big misconception I suffered. So pretty please take the burden and read the original story, then make your own summary and maybe let us know.

I really solicit review and criticism, since this is too important to let it fail due to anybody not getting the catch. That's why I went public with it. A summary won't help for that.

/j