Offtopic:
Actually it was a joke... you almost never know the person behind a nick, to add to the confusion: It is Mister! But really, do i care??? At least, there is no insult in any of them.

Back to the topic.
Because the kernel is corrupted. Try to get an external charger or some phone which has a same, battery. I was purchasing a phone in the Philipines, Manila, which is quite useful as external charger, but also brings an exchange battery. Here is the thread about it: http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php...hlight=battery
The flasher utility may just flash the kernel with a depleted battery, you might want to try it.