Jesus, how far has Apple's marketing gone these days? Don't tell me, your brain is screwed up enough to think that My Documents folder in your PC is an app? Everything is an iApp these days.
Please do explain the relation between 286-486, what does such hardware have to do with WebOS?
Another question: WHO THE FVCK USES MMS? You say that 286 is dead and yet you use the ancient MMS over e-mail/bluetooth.
Summary: Why are you on TMO, a forum dedicated to the little penguin and the dead N900?