Port Drug Wars
 

Drug Wars was originally a text based game in which you'd travel to different locales, buy/sell drugs based on the street prices, avoid cops, and try to pay off your debts. It'd be perfect for the 770 and *nix versions already exist.

Could someone attempt to compile this and crank out a .deb?

Unix version:
http://dopewars.sourceforge.net/

The version I'd love to see on the 770:
http://www.winsite.com/bin/Info?500000023651